sobosswagner:

“At least she’s not going on about ze ponies and ze friendship.”
“Call me the can opener, cause I’m about to bust open your metal ass.”
“I am a super sandwich!”
“Man he has been at this for like 20 hours.”
“YOU SHRIMP DICKED FUCK NUGGET!”
“That’s not a pizza at all!”
“I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, f*ck this planet!”
“Oh yes, I’m going to fuck the fear turkey!”
“Do you think if I shot one with my gun, lucky charms would explode everywhere?”
“Do yah think if I cut one open with my knife it would spill out lucky charms?”
“Come on guys, look on the bright side!” “What bright side?” “I don’t know, but when we find it we should look on it.” “I fucking hate you Connie!”

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

oMGGGG

pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

revengeance:

novena5:

revengeance:

I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.

Waterfall

Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

majestically-fangirling:

butterflygineer:

smolpatrol:

facebookmovie:

boobiemom:

fnaffandom2098:

evronix:

mahoshojoelise:

otaku-gamer-matt:

askchibirainbowgate:

dsmaster7173:

balance-is-here:

nearsightedgirl:

doublerainbowcosplay:

shitadriensays:

randomfanposter:

satanicedition:

nishinoyaspeaks:

satanicedition:

neko-crimson:

cosmic-noir:

askfrisktherandomblogger:

silver-tongues-blog:

elfzelda:

thegamerinallofus:

sonia-nevermind:

sylveonsaccharide:

sonia-nevermind:

sonia-nevermind:

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

Originally posted by warriorzelda

having adblock

Sites that forbid adblock

Originally posted by sacredflames

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

Originally posted by midnaslamnent

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

Originally posted by noctiscaelums

this post gets better everytime i see it

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

Originally posted by themaverickk

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

Originally posted by sephirona

When you have to wait to skip the ad

Originally posted by sephirona

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

Originally posted by triforce-princess

@extraordinaquari

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

Originally posted by aakiri-thekokiri

It got better.

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

When an ad plays awesome music

Originally posted by triforce-princess

reblogging again because its back and better than ever.

When the add says you can skip it but it doesn’t let you skip

Originally posted by link-is-a-dork

When the ad shows you something you’re interested in, you click it, and it opens two tabs with one being a clear phishing scam and the other for some fuck app

When the same ad has played so many times that you can recite it word for word in time

Originally posted by neogohann

When the ad is fiNALLY OVER

Originally posted by the-legend-of-zelda-series

One of the best post ever.

This just gets so much better every time it shows up on my dash.